I treated my Facebook account as little more than a curiosity, browsing occasionally for friends of my youth, until discovering the Chess Application! Online chess relieves the game of two horrors for me, of which I had not even been aware until I noticed them during this first online game because of their absence: the horror of a waiting opponent, and the curse of having to wait for them in turn! It turns out that, for a novice like myself who can take upwards of a half-hour to even begin to appreciate the complexity of a given position, to play a live game is only to be rushed through a series of bad decisions. But now, over morning coffee, I can ponder the board for as long as I wish, and can therefore begin — just begin — to glimpse the beauty of the complex possibilies that each move offers. And then, my move complete, I can go about my day without being fixed, inactive, in a chair while my opponent weighs his decision. I will have to thank Ilan for telling me about this — maybe even by playing him in person sometime, like he originally asked!